Full of fornication, capitalism, and candy. So we're all horny, poor, and fat.
It's not even that I'm super sad because I can't get a date. It's the fact that even when I'm married I don't think I'll enjoy this day. And I am a holiday FOOL.
Valentines day is depressing. That's all there is to it. And it makes single people feel bad and people in relationships feel cocky.
I get that your boyfriend gave you flowers. If you didn't post it on Instagram, I would still just assume he did. I don't care about your teddy bears. If the only security you have in your relationship is putting it all over the Internet then your relationship sucks and you suck and your boyfriend probably cheats on you so there.
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